.009 - lol he's not sorry at all for last week

[makeitwork]

Visitors, Jefferson's the name. I have traveled far and wide and I used to specialize in obtaining, uh... hard to find items. [Read: stealing] And I'm looking to come out of retirement. [Because thanks to Zev, he doesn't think he deserves his daughter. And if he's going to concede Grace to those people, then you better believe he's backsliding.]

Get me another hat. Get me out of here. Name your price. We can work something out.

Comments

I am so sorry about the lag!

[lesliemonster]

[Jefferson you are not MAKING IT WORK.

Metaphorically. Literally, you are yet another ridiculously good looking person aboard the barge.]

May I ask who?

no worries!

[makeitwork]

[Only crazy people look good :c]

Zev.

<3

[lesliemonster]

[WHAT? Zev is so hot nice and hot, he is lucky!]

She has a good reputation, around here. Have you two had a chance yet to sit down and go over your file? I'm sure there's a clue in there as to what your crimes are.

Like -- if you've murdered anyone. Have you murdered anyone? Because that would be a red flag.

Re: <3

[makeitwork]

[No she sucks. You suck. Everything sucks.]

I haven't murdered anyone. I haven't done anything.

[lesliemonster]

[Okay. Everyone's done something. While Leslie wants to be helpful, she can't really work with someone who isn't willing to entertain the briefest notion of culpability.]

What sort of "hard to find items" were you talking about, then?

[makeitwork]

Whatever you want. So long as there's magic in the world, I can get it. Or I could.

[lesliemonster]

What does a hat have to do with that?

[makeitwork]

The hat travels between worlds.

[lesliemonster]

I would be willing to bet all the money in my bank account that even if you got your hat onto the barge, it wouldn't work. Not in the way you would want it to.

[makeitwork]

How helpful of you. [OBVIOUSLY IT DIDN'T WORK. YOU SUCK]

[lesliemonster]

[Haha no YOU SUCK.]

I really am trying to be helpful. There are no ways off of this ship except graduation -- looking towards that is your most viable way off of this boat.

If there's any help I can be in that area, I would be happy to provide it. I don't think another not-working hat is going to help you out.