makeitwork: (i said sandwich damnit)
2013-02-06 12:25 pm

.013

[Private to Sara]

It's been four days.

[An hour later, with no response, he tries again.]

Time's up, tick tock. Get me out of here.

[More time passes, still nothing.]

Sara.

[BUNCH OF NOTHING akjnfkajsndfa]

[Now public]

My dear, lovely Warden seems to have forgotten her duties. For shame.

Let me out of here. [Someone, anyone, he doesn't care] Now.
makeitwork: (i said sandwich damnit)
2013-01-07 11:04 pm

.012 - missed flood cause of work :c

So.

Did you get stepped on? Hope it wasn't something you ate. [This crap happened in Wonderland, aksjagr]

[Private to Bruce]

[That signal you taught him. Here it is. SHE'S BACK. GET HER >|]

[Private to Sara]

I'm bored.

[Private to Morgana; added later]

We need someone else.
makeitwork: (turning away from your bullshit)
2012-11-27 08:36 pm

.010

[Sup Barge. Hope you enjoy your relatively calm evening being interrupted by the sounds of smashing. Jefferson is not happy to be back here and he's taking it out on his room. A book fell on his communicator, which is why this audio is happening at all.]

No. No no no. [Here that, that's the sound of a tea set dying.] No!


[ooc; Jefferson is back from his update. He's now from his last scene in 1x22. I won't say what he did unless you ask in case of spoilers.]
makeitwork: (ta daaaa)
2012-11-08 12:30 pm

.009 - lol he's not sorry at all for last week

Visitors, Jefferson's the name. I have traveled far and wide and I used to specialize in obtaining, uh... hard to find items. [Read: stealing] And I'm looking to come out of retirement. [Because thanks to Zev, he doesn't think he deserves his daughter. And if he's going to concede Grace to those people, then you better believe he's backsliding.]

Get me another hat. Get me out of here. Name your price. We can work something out.
makeitwork: (that is weird)
2012-11-01 09:48 am

.008 - welcome to madness

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[It's entirely possible that Jefferson stole the communicator from Morgana and he never really expects this question to be answered :c]
makeitwork: (you shitty hat)
2012-10-26 11:17 pm

.007

[This was meant to be private to Morgana but in his rage, the filter doesn't work right. So public for everyone.]

She's here.
makeitwork: (your hair smells nice mama kirk)
2012-10-07 10:42 pm

.006

Tick tock, Barge.

Do you feel it yet?

How many lives are you holding in your heads now? Numbers. I want to know who has the most. And how many more do you think you can take before you crack?
makeitwork: (i said sandwich damnit)
2012-08-16 12:27 am

.005 - here's some advice from uncle jefferson

You know what the real problem here is? It isn't the big bad aliens, or the bad driving or even the fact that you Wardens haven't a clue of what you're doing and yet you think you know better than us about our lives.

It's that you don't belong here. It's the boat. It's not a place of redemption, it's a floating psych experiment and all of you are just playing along. Like sheep. But at least sheep don't make play that they're something they're not.
makeitwork: (my precious grace)
2012-07-31 11:49 pm

.004

Very funny, Admiral, likening my daughter to a cat.
makeitwork: (emma you are really short)
2012-07-27 11:32 pm

.003 - video

[He seems to hate the idea of talking to any of you but:]

If you've seen a black cat, I need to know. Her name is Grace.

Don't try to pick her up. Just tell me if you see her.
makeitwork: (you shitty hat)
2012-06-06 11:58 am

.002

I need someone with magic. Actual magic. Magic that works. [Morgana >|]

Your reward is a one way ticket off this ship.
makeitwork: (i hate that witch)
2012-05-18 11:43 am

.001

Who brought me here? I don't know this magic. It wasn't the hat. Was it you, Regina? Is this another of your tricks to screw me over again? Haven't you done enough?

Bring me back.